Summer is here and it is hot outside. it makes me want to do nothing today. But some other day I'd love to:

- dress up like a pirate, hijack a galleon, and board cruise ships without permission. I won't steal anything -- just make the passengers drink rum and wake up wondering if the night before really happened...

- tell a taxi driver : "Follow that car!"

- go to Las Vegas and become a minister of a wedding chapel dressed up like a flying Elvis and marry drunk people with a pink flamingo on a leash by my side.

- go without sleeping so long that i hallunicate.

- get drunk in an old irish pub and a scotish pub to see which gets me more drunk

- donate my hair to a retired harekrishna

- eat fried jellyfish

- spend my retired years sitting in a cafe in France, with a big black hat, pearls, black dress and gloves, smoking my cig that has a black long filter then turn into a cute little purple penguin.

Wouldn't it be fun?!